Little is known about Terramax. Legend has it, he is the result of a failed experiment to mate a duck with a brick. He found video games at the age of 4, and now they’re all he thinks about. Untrustworthy. Inequitable. Intolerable. The kind of person mothers warns their daughters about. He’s been around long enough to know a thing or two about games. But, just, for the love of God, don’t accept gifts from him!