I shouldn't be looking at such things on the Internet. But it's seductive isn't it...... Every time I go on the internet I say I shouldn't be looking at such things, but I can't stop myself. There's usually a man, sometimes a man and a woman, sometimes a woman on her own and you know, they're at it. It's worse at night, I'm in bed alone, naked and I'm watching it for hours, my Vita no longer gets a look in. Will someone stop me watching the reviews of the Nintendo Switch on YouTube, tell me I don't need it, tell me it's not healthy watching such graphics of Zelda. Thoughts of joy cons, they now rule my mind.