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  1. Fanny Magnet
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    Fanny Magnet Sex God!

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    I shouldn't be looking at such things on the Internet.

    But it's seductive isn't it......

    Every time I go on the internet I say I shouldn't be looking at such things, but I can't stop myself.

    There's usually a man, sometimes a man and a woman, sometimes a woman on her own and you know, they're at it.

    It's worse at night, I'm in bed alone, naked and I'm watching it for hours, my Vita no longer gets a look in.

    Will someone stop me watching the reviews of the Nintendo Switch on YouTube, tell me I don't need it, tell me it's not healthy watching such graphics of Zelda.

    Thoughts of joy cons, they now rule my mind.
     
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    DojoDan Well-Known Member

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    I've heard you can go blind playing with it too much.
     
  3. Fanny Magnet
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    Fanny Magnet Sex God!

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    I was sitting in bed last night and my fist was clenched and my arm was moving up and down repeatedly whilst watching the Internet.

    Ho.... How I do want to milk a cow on 1 2 Switch.
     
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    zodaex The Mighty Zodasaur

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    That was the Virtual Boy. :p :D
     
  5. Fanny Magnet
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    Fanny Magnet Sex God!

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    I actually had a Virtual Boy, it was actually pretty poor, the Switch looks a really good system, but I doubt i'll ever be able to afford it, shame, it's strange watching people on YouTube playing with their new toy. Still never mind, onwards with the 'Learn Bible with Fanny Magnet' thread.
     
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